April’s 2019 “Fun Bible Stuff” Blog

In 2018, I enjoyed writing about love. All year!

But this year… I am going to write about scripture. Mostly the weird stuff and strange stories. Things that you might not know about. Things that might be controversial. You are welcomed to comment and even challenge me!

This should be fun! Please find the “Follow me” button somewhere on this page and follow along.

April’s Books

What are YOU doing this Weekend?

If you are in driving distance of Decatur, Georgia, you need to make your way downtown for the Decatur Book Festival this weekend. It’s free!!! AND April is going to be there both days and hopes you will track her down to say hi!

April’s Schedule

Saturday, August 31

10am: First Baptist, Carreker Hall 

Dr. Catherine Meeks will be hosting April and two professors from Emory, David Gowler and Kipton Jensen.  We will talking about our books… Howard Thurman, parables, and St. Francis!

1pm-3:30pm: Columbia Seminary Booth (#207)

April will be hanging out in the booth, representing her awesome seminary!

4pm-7pm: Scribblers Christian Writers Booth (#420)

April will be hanging out in the booth, representing her fellow Scribblers – a Christian writer’s group!

Sunday, September 1

1pm-3pm: Scribblers Christian Writers Booth (#420)

April will be representing her fellow Christian writers!

3:45pm: Marriott Auditorium

Listen to a panel of talented Atlanta Writers Club members as they discuss their newest inspirational and spirituality titles. Distinguished panelists include Merrill Davies, April Love-Fordham, and Dr. Iyabo Ojikutu.

Decatur Book Festival

BIG NEWS!!! I have been asked to speak at two events at the Decatur Book Festival this year!! Here is the info on one of them. Please come if you can!!!
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September 01 @ 15:45
Marriott Conference Center Auditorium
Atlanta Writers Club Inspirational Writing Panel
Nonfiction, Personal Journeys, Religion/Spirituality
Listen to a panel of three talented Atlanta Writers Club members as they discuss their newest inspirational and spirituality titles.
Distinguished panelists include Merrill J. Davies, April Love-Fordham, and Dr. Iyabo Ojikutu
Moderator: T. M. Brown

Wild Goose and Decatur Book Festivals

Hi!  I will be at these two amazing summer festivals so please attend my events if you can!!!!

Wild Goose Festival

The Wild Goose Festival will take place in Hot Springs, N.C.. I will be co-creating with my awesome college friend from Georgia Tech, Laura Moody, who is an Associate Professor & Chair in the Mercer School of Engineering and a Tae Kwon Do Black Belt.  We are hosting a table read (complete with costumes for participants) and discussion of the Song of Solomon as interpreted in April’s book, Dismantling Injustice.

The Wild Goose Table Reads take place at 5pm on July 12th and 1pm on July 13th.  Hope to see you there!

AJC Decatur Book Festival LogoThanks to my seminary Columbia Theological Seminary and the Atlanta Writers Club, I am so excited to have been asked to present twice at the AJC Decatur Book Festival!! 

The first AJC Decatur Book Festival presentation will be hosted by my friend Dr. Catherine Meeks of the Absalom Jones Center for Racial Healing (She wrote the foreword to my second book!). It will take place Saturday, August 31, 2019 at 10:00am.  Other writers on my panel are Kipton Jensen and David Gowler who have just authored Howard Thermon: Sermons on Parables.

The second AJC Decatur Book Festival presentation will be Sunday, September 1, 2019 at 3:45 – 4:30 pm. I will be presenting with Merrill Davies and Dr. Iyabo Ojikutu, We will be talking about writing inspirational/faith-based books.

My books will be available for purchase and I will be signing them after each event. They will also be available in the Columbia Seminary and Scribbler’s tents too.

Book Signing Tomorrow in Woodstock

Greetings!

Tomorrow Steve and I will be signing books at Book Warehouse in Woodstock, Ga.  Please stop by if you can!

April

Address is:  915 Ridgewalk Parkway Suite B250, Woodstock, Ga 30188. 

For more information

 

A Different Take on Forgiveness, Repentance, and Really Putting Yourself Out There

“If your neighbor sins, you must rebuke the offender, and if there is repentance, you must forgive. And if the same person sins against you seven times a day, and turns back to you seven times and says, ‘I repent,’ you must forgive.” — Jesus (Luke 17:4)

This is the only place I know of where Jesus is quoted as making “repentance” a prerequisite for forgiving someone. It brings up several fairly strong reactions in me…

First, I am grateful for this prerequisite, because telling an abused person to reconcile with an unrepentant predator is horribly destructive advice. Sadly, this sort of advice has often been common in the church.

Secondly, repentance does not mean the person feels sorry for what they have done.  It literally means that they have “turned around” and are now going in the opposite direction. Repentance is way past feeling sorry. In fact, abusers often feel sorry – be it at some mentally disturbed level — for their actions, but they haven’t repented. Beware of people like this and do not think Jesus was teaching us to reconcile with someone who desires to hurt us again.

Thirdly, in another accounting of this event in Matt 18:15-22, the focus is not on forgiveness and repentance, but on the instruction to “rebuke the offender”:

“If a neighbor sins against you, go and point out the fault when the two of you are alone. If they listen to you, you have regained your neighbor. But if they do not listen, take others with you to talk to them . . . “ (Mat 18:15-17)

It makes good sense to go alone and offer the person a way to listen (or repent) in private when one’s physical safety or mental well being is not at risk. Yet for me, telling someone that they have wronged me is the hardest part. Creating space for an unrepentant person to acknowledge their error is hard, because I expect to see denial, anger, manipulation, and rudeness directed at me.  I would far rather just forgive, forget, and walk away. But pointing out (not to others, but to the person directly) that they have hurt me is just as much a teaching of Jesus as forgiving them.

Finally, there is another part of this teaching of Jesus  – one that is equally hard. We are to get involved when someone has been wronged by another. Could I be a friend – not a neutral friend – but a supportive friend to one who needs me to go with them to seek reconciliation? Would I be willing to go with the offended person to talk to the person who has wronged them? Would I be willing to suffer the offender’s wrath which would likely now be directed as much at me as the one hurt? Am I going to be the kind of person who stays out of things, hiding behind the popular notion that it just isn’t any of my business? Or do I take this part of Jesus’ teaching seriously too?

Jesus is asking a lot. He fully expects his followers to put themselves out there.

April Love-Fordham is a progressive Christian author
living near Atlanta, Georgia. Learn more about her and her books here.

Pro-Choice because no Woman should EVER Face what Angie Carder Suffered.

I originally wrote about this in 2012,
but wanted to update it given our present political climate.

When I was living in Washington, D.C., I was part of a women’s group that joined with the ACLU and the family of Angie Carder to petition the District of Columbia Court of Appeals to re-hear a case where they, for all intents and purposes, sentenced a mother to death in order to save her unborn child. I was serving as the president of the women’s group at the time and I still have nightmares about this case when I think of what she and her family went through.

This took place in 1987 at the Jesuit run Georgetown Hospital. Angie Carder had been diagnosed with cancer at the age of thirteen, but she was a fighter!  After many surgeries, radiation, and chemo, she survived.  At twenty-seven she married and became pregnant.  At twenty-five weeks pregnant, she was diagnosed with advanced lung cancer and entered the hospital where she was told the cancer was terminal. She asked for help to carry her baby to twenty-eight weeks so that it would be viable. The doctors seemed to agree.

But then, six days later, the pro-life medical staff and Jesuits who ran the hospital decided to pursue a court ordered C-section after neither Angie nor her family would consent. They wanted to save the baby despite the mother’s desire to continue to carry it for two more weeks until it would be far more viable. Her family, including her husband, supported the mother’s desire.

Her husband and parents asked the Court of Appeal judges to support the mother’s wishes. The mother testified that Angie would fight hard enough “to live long enough to hold the baby.” The Court of Appeals refused to honor the mother’s and her family’s wishes.  The hospital actually argued in court (absolutely lied in court!) that they heard the mother say she didn’t want the baby to live and so a C-section must be pursued to protect the child from the mother.

The court sided with the hospital and ordered the C-section. Judge Emmet Sullivan (yes, the same conservative judge that sentenced Michel Flynn) ordered the hospital to perform the operation. “I have an obligation to give that fetus an opportunity to live,” he said. “I have ruled.”

As expected, the mother did not survive the effects of the operation.  Angie had a heart attack on the operating table. Then died two days later after regaining consciousness only to learn that her baby girl, Lindsey Marie Carder had died. She wept when told the news. Furthermore, when the doctors saw the condition of the baby’s lungs, they gave her to the father to hold until she died two hours later. They didn’t even try to save her – there was no point.

So . . .  when I hear that the government (and or doctors or even pro-life Jesuits) will dare make decisions about women’s bodies, it overwhelms me with disgust.  Women must have the right to make their own decisions. It is not for the government to decide if carrying a baby is a big enough health risk or not. Nor do I think she should have to prove if she was raped or not.  She has to have the last word on that determination too. It is a decision no one has the moral right to make for her. No one.

The good news is that because of the lawsuit, in the District of Columbia, women have now been safe from their doctors or hospitals seeking court ordered care for them for about thirty years. Obviously, in states like Georgia and Alabama with their new anti-choice laws, pregnant women are not safe.

April Love-Fordham is a progressive Christian author,
living in Georgia. Learn more about her and her books here.

Old Testament Rules about Owls

We have had a Barred Owl visit us several times in the middle of the night recently. She must be resting on our bedroom window ledge, 35 feet above the ground, because the sound is deafening as well as scary.  The first night we were both pretty freaked out wondering what the heck had just happened. It sounded nothing like an owl.  More like the shrieks of a monkey. Our Great Dane sat up in her bed, but did not make a sound. The next night we got several “hooo hooo hooo hoooooorah”s.  Who knew that owls had such a great repertoire of sounds? Recently, we’ve heard more quiet hoots.

I am a vegetarian so I wouldn’t think of eating an owl, but apparently it was once a thing in the ancient world.  So much so that a law was made.  The Israelites weren’t allowed to eat the run-of-the-mill desert owl, the little owl, or even the great owl (Leviticus 11:13-19). In fact, they weren’t allowed to eat any birds that weren’t vegetarians.

Every night now, I long to hear our owl, hoping she will come for a visit. The Romans believed that if you placed an owl feather next to someone sleeping, they would speak in their sleep and reveal all their secrets. The Greeks believed that the goddess Athena received her wisdom from the little owl that sat on her shoulder. The Ojibwe Native Americans tell the story of Little Red Feather, who the owls kidnapped and placed inside a tree because he made too much noise at night. His grandfather eventually convinced the owls to bring him home. Some indigenous tribes in Mexico believe owls carry messages from the dead to the living.

For me, she makes me marvel… as if the Creator was bringing her to my window just because the Creator knew how much I would enjoy hearing her call out for her lover at night.

April writes about scripture and spiritual practices. Check out one of April’s Books!

Magic or Social Justice?

Why has the following story been preserved for thousands of years? Are we being taught some ancient ritual to “magically” retrieve items from a river? Probably not. Stick with me though . . .  there is actually a message in this story about how the people of God ought to live within society…

Now the company of prophets (think of a seminary) said to Elisha (the head prophet), “As you see, the place where we live under your charge is too small for us. Let us go to the Jordan, and let us collect logs there, one for each of us, and build a place there for us to live.”

He answered, “Do so.”

Then one of them said, “Please come with your servants.”

And he answered, “I will.”

So he went with them. When they came to the Jordan, they cut down trees. But as one was felling a log, his axe head fell into the water; he cried out, “Alas, master! It was borrowed.”

Then the man of God said, “Where did it fall?”

When he showed him the place, he cut off a stick, and threw it in there, and made the iron float.

He said, “Pick it up.”

So he reached out his hand and took it. (2Ki 6:1-7 NRSV)

The seminary had been located among the people of Israel where the seminarians could minister to the people as they learned. But someone got the idea into their head that the seminarians needed to be isolated so they could concentrate on their studies and not be bothered by the needs of the people who they lived among. This place near the River Jordan was where they were to relocate.

Elisha, the head prophet, was against moving the prophets to this isolated place.  He wanted his students to speak into and work in society, not be isolated in an ivory tower. Elisha is still stewing about it when his students ask his permission to build a bigger dorm at the new location. Elisha replies with lechu, which above is translated “Do so”, but in real life, it literally means, “Go, and I’m not going with you.” However through a lot of repetitive words translated as “Please,” not capturing the tension in begging Elisha to come with them, the students earnestly begged him to come anyway. And he does.

The lost axe is meant to show the seminarians that this move to the Jordan was wrong. They are in big trouble because axes (made of iron) were particularly costly and precious back then. No way can they pay to replace it or buy one of their own. No way can they build a new dorm without it. Through the lost axe, God was speaking to the prophets telling them that they belonged in society, serving the people, not hidden away in an isolated area.

Despite that, Elisha shows mercy and retrieves the iron axe head.

So… does where you live speak to your values? Where should a follower of Jesus live?

Learn more about scripture through one of April’s Books. If you are interested in what scripture has to say about how the life of a follower of Jesus should be lived radically, you might like James in the Suburbs.

 

God’s Special Protection for Bald-headed Men?

Elisha, the ancient Old Testament prophet, was headed out of town, when a big gang of small boys came out of the village and jeered at him yelling, “Go away bald-head! Go away!” (2 Kings 2:23). What happens next is really awful.  Elisha, this man of God, curses the children and immediately two momma bears come out of the woods and maul forty-two of the boys.

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What on earth is this story all about? Don’t make fun of bald people? Don’t make fun of prophets? Train your children better than this? Don’t leave 42 small boys without supervision?

I’ve done some thinking about this. It says that Elisha cursed them “in the name of the Lord.” When a prophet does something in the “name of the Lord,” it means that God has instructed them to do it.  But I had a really hard time believing that God would tell Elisha to do this. So I went back and looked at what the children actually said in Hebrew.

The children didn’t say, “Go away bald-head.” They said, “Go on up bald-head” which connects this story to another story just a few verses earlier when Elisha witnesses Elijah (another prophet – yes, their names are very close) being taken up into heaven in a whirlwind.  The deal was that if Elisha witnessed Elijah going up into heaven, then Elisha would be doubly blessed by God with miraculous powers.

If I am right, what these boys were doing is trying to threaten Elisha into “going on up” — as in ascending in a whirlwind. What if they thought that if they witnessed Elisha ascending, they would have Elisha’s powers? Elisha had a lot of power. He could do all kinds of miracles, make food grow, bring the dead back to life, etc.  What if these boys wanted his power, but not for good reasons? So Elisha turns and curses them to protect the power that he has been entrusted with.  Maybe? Any other ideas?

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An Enormous Smelly Ruler

In Judges 3:12-26, there is a really odd story. As you read the synopsis below, see if you can figure out why it might be included in the Bible. I have been baffled for a long time!

God had stopped protecting Israel because they weren’t living the way God told them to live. In fact, King Eglon, a Moabite, was allowed to conquer their “City of Palms” and rule over them. But after a while, God felt sorry for them and sent Ehud, an Israelite, to oust King Eglon.

Author’s note: Eglon and Ehud are kinda-sorta similar looking names, but just remember King Eglon is bad and Ehud is good. King Eglon was a really heavy Moabite dude, while Ehud was a left-handed Israelite.

Well, Ehud went to see King Eglon under false pretenses of bringing him a tribute. King Eglon was such an ego-maniac that he thought the people he had conquered actually liked him. However, Ehud hid a two edged sword under his clothes on his right thigh. After he presented the gift, he told the King that he also had a secret message for him. So the King sent away all of his security.

It was then that Ehud reached with his left hand, took the sword from his right thigh, and thrust it into King Eglon’s enormous belly. But after Ehud had stabbed King Eglon, “the fat closed over the blade and handle” and Ehud couldn’t get the blade out. Instead “smelly bowel stuff oozed out.” Which was Ehud’s cue to leave.

King Eglon’s security detail didn’t go back in to check on King Eglon because the smell led them to believe that he was relieving himself and they wanted to give him privacy. Scripture says they “waited until they were embarrassed,” then opened the door and found King Eglon dead.

My question is why on earth did the author of Judges preserve this story in such incredible detail? Maybe it was to remind us that if we are evil, God might stop protecting us. And then our nation might fall into the hands of a very foolish ruler. What is more evil than locking up hungry asylum seekers, taking immigrant children away from their parents, harassing minorities, taxing the poor while giving the rich tax breaks, ignoring healthcare needs, refusing to pay a living wage, destroying native lands, destroying the earth, etc?

In other words, could it be a 2020 warning: “Shape up or you too may find an enormous smelly dude ruling over you?”

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